Preparing you for default, nation told

ISLAMABAD: The nation is currently under preparation for the upcoming default, it was duly informed on Monday.

The preparations have been underway for over a year, but efforts to acclimatise the nation for what lies ahead have intensified in recent weeks, it was further added.

“Yes, what you have been assuming for a while now, was never an assumption,” the nation was formally told on Monday.

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“It has been coming for a while, and it is now about to happen. In this regard, we are now formally preparing you for default,” it was further added.

The official announcement came on Monday, as the day put an end to months-long speculation over whether or not the country was going to default.

The nation was further told that Monday was just the start, and the coming days will further reaffirm that we are collectively en route to default.

“But don’t you worry at all. The good thing is that you’ve been aware that this was going to happen for a long time. And now we’re preparing you for what lies ahead,” the nation was informed.

“Also, henceforth, make sure you always assume the worst,” it was added.

“That should be your default position.”

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The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.


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