Miftah, ChatGPT and Mustafa Nawaz jailed for five years after ChatGPT generates dangerous response to ‘how to reimagine Pakistan’

Former Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) leader Miftah Ismail, former Pakistan People’s Party leader Mustafa Nawaz Khokhar and OpenAI application ChatGPT were arrested...

PSL to be renamed as Pakistan Super League-Nawaz

LAHORE – Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) management committee, Najam Sethi, has confirmed that the country’s domestic franchise league would...

‘Who is making all these decisions’, asks nation’s chief executive

  ZIMMEDAARABAD – The prime minister on Wednesday came down hard on “those responsible” for executing things that should not have been executed,...

Malfunctioning 5th Gen equipment still tweeting “NDS, RAW involved”

The defence ministry has been alerted of faulty Fifth Generation Warfare equipment when it automatically tweet-fired “NDS, RAW involved” after a security...

National cricketers begin preparations to work from home under Mickey Arthur

LAHORE – Nation’s top cricketers have begun preparing for life under the upcoming regime set to be headed once again by Mickey...

Ready to exchange $14.86 million that I laundered for Nawaz Sharif at PKR 199.99 per dollar: Dar

ISLAMABAD – Graciously conceding defeat over his ‘peg’ that has rendered everything high in the country, Finance Minister Ishaq Dar announced that...

Bollywood, Hollywood urged to watch Pakistani movies for accurate depiction of Muslims

LAHORE – World filmmakers have been asked to do some research on Muslims before making their movies. After recent debate over Bollywood’s stereotypical...

What kind of idiot finance minister causes such a mess by unnecessarily delaying IMF program, asks Asad Umar

Coming down harshly on finance minister Ishaq Dar, former finance minister Asad Umar has said that such a callous finance minister had...

Lahore High Court asks Fawad Chaudhry to be abducted again to determine police jurisdiction

LAHORE – The Lahore High Court (LHC) on Wednesday asked authorities to abduct Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) leader Fawad Chaudhry one more time...

‘I’ve seen morons of higher order’, Feroze Khan claps back at critics

KARACHI – Feroze Khan on Wednesday served defamation to actor Fahad Mirza for calling him a “moron of the highest order”. Condemning the...

PCB announces pick-and-drop services for Karachiites during second Test against New Zealand

KARACHI – The Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) announced on Thursday free pick and drop services for Karachiites, from their homes and offices...

Drafting underway for coming season of Pakistan’s leading franchise sport

UNDISCLOSED DRAFT LOCATION – The drafting is underway for the next season of Pakistan’s leading sport, with all franchises looking to bolster...

Harm caused by returning mic to Ramiz Raja balanced by taking mic away from Najam Sethi: analysts

LAHORE – In a move that is destined to revamp the nation’s ripples and, according to experts, rejig the universe, the microphone...

Doing everything for power, says PM

ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif has once again reminded the nation that his government is doing absolutely everything they can for...

Saqlain tells off inconsiderate Abrar for taking wickets before other bowlers waiting in queue

  MULTAN – Pakistan head coach Saqlain Mushtaq told off debutant Abrar Ahmed during the lunch break for taking all five of England’s...