Sethi: TTP have assured me they will only attack police guarding HBL PSL

LAHORE: Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) Chairman Najam Sethi has assured the nation’s cricket lovers that the proscribed Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) is only interested in attacking the policemen guarding the HBL Pakistan Super League (PSL) events.

“Guys! Chill, will you? I have it on good authority that the Taliban will not attack civilians this time around, and will only attack state installations and officials,” said the PCB chief at a press conference.

“So, at the most, it will only be the policemen guarding the PSL matches that will be attacked.”

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“The minor inconvenience of stepping over some dead policemen is something that a true lover of the game will not mind,” he said.

“I would like to also tell our brothers in the Taliban, to watch a bit of the game, before doing their thing,” he said.

“Ok, thanks,” he said, at the end of the press conference.

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