MANCHESTER – Leaders of Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz (PML-N) have proposed Najam Sethi as the caretaker manager of Manchester United, The Dependent has learnt. Sources confirm that the representatives of the Sharif family met with...

220 million uninvited persons comment on wedding

ABDULLAHABAD – A group representing millions ofindividuals, during late hours of Tuesday and through much of Wednesday, was busy commenting on a wedding, it has been observed. Divided into factions,...

Nation settles on ‘India paid Afghanistan to lose because Pakistan actually wanted NZ out’

CONPIRACYPURA — After a series of to-and-fro neural motions over the past couple of weeks, the nation’s cricket theorists finalised their group stage fix, The Dependent has learnt. After failing...

ARY to air only pre-apologised-for, pre-penalty-paid shows

Pakistani TV news channel ARY News has decided to run all its talk shows with apologies running immediately before and after each show airs,...

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