Bahria Town takes over United Kingdom

LONDON, GREAT BAHRIA TOWN —The United Kingdom of Great Britain, a sovereign country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the...

‘At $3b/fortnight only need $156 billion to keep rupee at 170 for next 2 years,’ Imran tells MBS

ISLAMABAD/RIYADH – The government’s world class team of financial wizards has finally come up with a foolproof plan to halt the escalating...

‘Created covid hoax to install chip in son-in-law,’ confirms Bill Gates

NORTH SALEM – Microsoft cofounder and philanthropist Bill Gates has confirmed that he personally created the ‘hoax pandemic’ just so he could...

Taliban gun for British recognition after offering to buy Arsenal Football Club

KABUL – UK officials who travelled to Afghanistan to meet senior Taliban members last week have confirmed that the Taliban have offered...

Raheel Sharif appointed Newcastle United manager

RIYADH/NEWCASTLE — The commander-in-chief of the Islamic Military Counter Terror Coalition (IMCTC) and former chief of army staff of Pakistan, Gen Raheel...

Pandora Papers reveal Tendulkar had 101 match-winning centuries stashed in offshore cricket career

EW DELHI – Indian cricket legend Sachin Tendulkar has over 100 match-winning innings in overseas havens, the Pandora Papers revealed on Sunday. Tendulkar,...

US blacklisted by FATF after evidence emerges of providing terrorist group military hardware

The United States of America, a country located in North America between Canada and Mexico, has on Tuesday been placed on the...

Nation-building fails after middle ground between stoning and not stoning people to death not found

KABUL – Hours after taking over Kabul and suggesting talks with pro-democracy sections in the Afghanistan, the Taliban-led peace plan and nation-building...

Afghanistan using Afghan soil to sack army chiefs: Moeed

ISLAMABAD – Calling Afghanistan government’s move to remove Chief of Army Staff Lt Gen Wali Mohammad Ahmadzai from his post a ‘direct...

‘Yeh hai Maryam Bibi ki power,’ tweets Hina Butt as Messi leaves Barcelona

LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader and MPA Hina Parvez Butt tweeted an exhibit early Friday morning of the clout party...

On sabbatical LeT, JeM employees honking horns near Islamabad’s diplomatic enclave

ISLAMABAD – Having been given a prolonged sabbatical by their employers at Aabpara, many workers of multinational franchises Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) and Jaish-e-Muhammad...

Pegasus Leaks: Mossad agents confused why all Imran Khan’s search history is ‘Imran Khan hot pics’

Israel spy agency Mossad’s Pakistan expert agents expressed confusion on Tuesday at why all of Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan’s searches on...

‘About to take over Pakistan with its consent’, confirms China

BEIJING/ISLAMABAD — Having been regularly penetrating Pakistan’s sovereignty with the country’s consent for at least the past six years, China is all...

Books with Malala picture confiscated in town only 13 hours’ drive from Kabul

In the ongoing onslaught of the Taliban following the imminent complete withdrawal of Nato troops in Afghanistan, a capitulating government body has...

Selfish Afghan women prioritizing their existence over convenient Afghanistan solution

KABUL – Afghan women are displaying world-defying selfishness as they give preference to their own existence and sustenance, showing egocentric disregard for...