PTI MPA retracts challenge of physical fight to Jatoi AC after finding Jatoi AC is Khan Baba

Ruling Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf MPA Khurram Sohail Leghari has retracted his by now famous challenge of a physical fight to the Assistant Commissioner...

New science minister to disprove myth of DNA passing down parents’ characteristics to offspring

ISLAMABAD – Federal Minister for Science and Technology Shibli Faraz has opened investigation into a double-stranded molecule allegedly storing biological information, The...

Door-to-door diplomat Qureshi selling Afghan peace at affordable price

EVERYWHERE – The nation’s top door-to-door diplomat Shah Mahmood Qureshi is offering new packages for the business’s decades-old bestseller, Afghan peace. The...

AC Sialkot disappointed to wake up from dream in which she had failed CSS exam

Assistant Commissioner Sialkot (city) Sonia Sadaf, was disappointed to wake up in the wee hours of Monday morning from a dream in...

Even French ambassador would’ve beaten PTI candidate in NA-249: Bilawal

KARACHI – Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) Chairperson Bilawal Bhutto Zardari has said his party would’ve been victorious in Thursday’s NA-249 by-election on...

The West creeped out by obsessive stalker ex

The nation-states and cultures collectively known as The West have expressed their discomfort at the routine utterances of an obsessive ex.   “Yes, we...

TTP urges TLP to join Jihad Super League

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION – The Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) has urged the Tehrik-e-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) to join the breakaway Jihad Super League (JSL), The...

TLP and PTI have same objective but… no wait, our methods also same: PM Imran’s subconscious

ISLAMABAD – Prime Minister Imran Khan’s largely quiet subconscious on Monday said although his party Pakistan Tehirk-e-Insaf (PTI) and the recently proscribed...

Mufti Muneeb takes 3 Ruet-e-Hilal telescopes hostage

The PTI government’s law and order problems continue to pile up as a fresh kidnapping situation has emerged shortly after the successful...

Fawad Alam starts long career of not being given chance to work with Mahira, Mehwish and Maya

LAHORE – After completing the final warm-up match before the Test squad leaves for the upcoming tour of Zimbabwe, middle-order batsman Fawad...

Hammad Azhar asked to put back last samosa at federal cabinet aftari

It seems the hits just keep on coming for former Federal Minster for Economic Affairs, Industries and production and Finance Hammad Azhar...

We are handling the situation, says future TLP ticket holder

Future Tehrik-e-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) candidate for NA-62 and NA-55 Sheikh Rasheed Ahmed has said that he and his ministry will resolve the...

Interior Ministry bans Babar Azam critics

ISLAMABAD – Interior Minister Sheikh Rashid Ahmed on Wednesday announced that the government had decided to ban the critics of Pakistan’s captain...

IG Sindh Police kidnapped again in swift response to TLP violence

The Inspector General of the Sindh Police Mushtaq Ahmad Mahar was kidnapped early Tuesday morning by the authorities in a decisive and...

PML-N open to freelance sugar scammers joining in-house team of sugar scammers: Sanaullah

LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz (PML-N) Punjab President Rana Sanaullah on Thursday said the party is open to freelance sugar scammers...