ISLAMABAD: The long-anticipated political upheaval took place Sunday afternoon when a freshly cooked two-egg omelet announced itself as the Prime Minister of Pakistan after being selected by a brunch guest at Islamabad Club.
The move comes into immediate effect underlining the first-ever coup undertaken by a poultry byproduct, confirming the rule of a whipped noghead as the head of government in Pakistan for a second successive term.
Talking exclusively to The Dependent, the Prime Minister of Pakistan described the moments leading up to the transition of power in the country.
“First of all, it is truly an honour to be selected by such a hallowed entity. More than becoming the Prime Minister of Pakistan, it is being the Chose One, enjoying the proximity to such a sanctified being that is surreal,” revealed the Ovo-PM of Pakistan.
“The moment I saw him in the queue, humbly holding up the plate— in addition to the burden of this nation and its vast ideological frontiers—like other homo sapiens, I knew I was about to be the lucky one. Of course, at the time I constituted of two unbroken eggs, but with due blending and mixing I was quickly readied for my new role,” the Prime Minister added.
The hen that laid those eggs has expressed her pride in her offspring’s achievements.
“This is why we lay eggs. But to see progress to the plate, the fork, the mouth, the large intestine, belonging to his holiness… all our future generations will be blessed,” said the hen while talking to The Dependent.
According to reports, a complete description of Sunday’s events that changed Pakistani politics will be revealed in an upcoming book ‘Islamabad Club ke Mehmaan ki Azmatein’.
Meanwhile, a protest has been announced by the eggs that weren’t picked at the Islamabad Club food counter on Sunday.
“We reject this move since we were more deserving of being selected for the brunch meal,” said an unused egg, confirming the launch of a Poultry Dairy Movement, which will carry out brunch protests in coming weeks.
In unrelated news, both the queue in which the guest stood and the table wherein he sat, have been announced as new phases of the Defence Housing Authority.
