ISLAMABAD: Scientists at the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf (PTI) have announced that they are close to formulating a so-called, and yet elusive, ‘single unified theory’ regarding the Broadsheet affair.
“Yes, the contradictions are many,” said Shehbaz Gill. “We have many inconsistencies regarding our views about Broadsheet and Moussavi, which is proving to be a hurdle in the development of our science.”
“But hopefully, we would be able to make a headway on a single unified theory by March,” cut in information minister Shibli Faraz, after rebuking Gill for speaking before him.
