PML-N open to freelance sugar scammers joining in-house team of sugar scammers: Sanaullah

LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League Nawaz (PML-N) Punjab President Rana Sanaullah on Thursday said the party is open to freelance sugar scammers contacting them to join the in-house team.

Speaking to the media outside court premises, the PML-N leader said that the party is especially open to those freelance sugar scammers who have a provincial government in one pocket and the federal government in the other.

“Having governments in your pockets obviously boosts your portfolio as a freelance scammer, and the PML-N is looking for those with the highest profiles to join our growing team of sugar scammers. Please drop in your CVs on our official website,” Sanaullah said.

The senior PML-N leader added that the job opportunity is open to all kinds of scammers, but special preference will be given to those with the ability to overthrow governments.

“You don’t have to own planes to overthrow the government. But if you do own one, it will make it easier for you to do so,” Sanaullah further told aspirants.

However, the PML-N clarified that the PML-N had not contacted any sugar scammers, and will look into all applications on merit.

“If a qualified sugar scammer contacts our party then an HR decision will be reached after consulting and assessing every kind of possibility.”

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