We are handling the situation, says future TLP ticket holder

Future Tehrik-e-Labbaik Pakistan (TLP) candidate for NA-62 and NA-55 Sheikh Rasheed Ahmed has said that he and his ministry will resolve the current violent protests by the TLP effectively.


“This government has conclusively handled the situation,” said future member of the situation-causing entity. “Let no one say that the government’s response was inadequate.”

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The former and future supporter of the TLP said that as interior minister, the clarity of his vision and statements about the organisation have been instrumental in the law enforcement agencies’ response to the crisis.


“Labbaik,” he added.

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