‘About to take over Pakistan with its consent’, confirms China

BEIJING/ISLAMABAD — Having been regularly penetrating Pakistan’s sovereignty with the country’s consent for at least the past six years, China is all set to take over Pakistan, but only after confirming that this is indeed what Pakistan desires.

The announcement was made via multiple sources, including state dialogue, political engagement, propagated opinion, and more tangibly, letting actual events and facts narrate the tale, as China confirmed that it is all set and ready to completely dictate its own wises, if Pakistan so wishes.

“Yes, we are about to take over Pakistan with its consent,” China conveyed through the abovementioned means last week, further confirming that the consent has already been sought, received, and approved.

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“We inform Pakistan what it needs to consent on. But mostly Pakistan has already consented before we complete the demand. This is something we really appreciate because it saves all parties the time and energy that would otherwise be spent on following through with needless protocols to go ahead with what is inevitable,” the global superpower added.

When approached Pakistan confirmed that it had consented to Chinese plans of practically usurping the state of Pakistan.

“Pakistan agrees with China’s version on Pakistan,” said Pakistan.

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