Not interested in military solution, says military solution

The military’s perceived solution to its problems said on Friday that he was not interested in a military solution to one of the most pressing problems in the country.

“I do not believe in military solutions,” said the intended solution to the primacy of those political parties that seemed to be asking the military question. “I am anti-military solutions.”

“I have always believed, as a politician, that dialogue, not a military solution, is the way forward,” he said, in an interview with the Turkish TRT network. “Just like, as a politician, I believe all politics is bad.”

The military solution’s position, however, wasn’t  met positively as the problem entity he was referring to, came out with a statement that they were, in fact, interested in a military solution.

The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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