Next 24 hours-24 years time period very critical, say nation’s political YouTubers

ISLAMABAD: The time period of the next 24 hours to 24 years is extremely critical, the nation’s political YouTubers have reliably informed their subscribers and non-subscribers who stumbled upon their videos while looking for PSL and Coke Studio content.

“Let me be very clear: there will be some major developments within 24 hours,” said anchor Masoor Ali Khan. “Or 24 years. In this time period, we can expect some game changes. I am 90 percent sure.”

“80 percent,” he corrected himself.

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“I have always been saying this,” said Najam Sethi. “Hold on to your hats, because shortly, or a quarter-century later, this present dispensation will have to go.”

“My name is Najam, not Nujoomi,” he said, when pressed for specifics.

Similar views were echoed by Syed Talat Hussein.

“You just wait what will happen in just a bit,” he said. “The word ‘bit’ being liberally defined.”

“I’m not God, I don’t know exactly,” he said. “As Michel Houellebecq says: anything can happen in life, especially nothing.”

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