After Billo and Preeto, veteran playboy Abrar using vulgar deception to woo Immo

LAHORE: Multidimensional loafer Abrar-ul-Haq on Monday continued using shameless lies to attract beauties well into the fourth decade of his never-ending career as a playboy.

The veteran, who in the 1990s famously chased Billo, then Preeto in 2000s, has since been hankering after Immo, with his latest confession of shallow lust for the latter being released at the start of the 2020s.

Clearly using the same tricks that he has been deploying for decades, Abrar-ul-Haq chased his latest ostensible love interest with similar lines that he has used for so many in the past.

Analysts maintain that phrases such as “chaaye ga ab se tu, banaaye ga khud se tu”, used to woo Immo, are right up there with “chaal jidi mastaani aey, jidi charhdi shokh jawaani aey” or “sohnay nay batheray Preeto teray jaya kon ni” previously used for Billo and Preeto.

“I think the phrase that can best describe the latest flirtatious remarks, along with virtually all of the multipronged playboy’s careers, is ‘maiday waala ranng tera, sanp waala danng tera […] bohatay na jhoot bula’” said a leading political commentator while talking to The Dependent, wishing anonymity given the national security status of the matter under discussion.

The Dependent has further been informed that after ‘Sun Lay Tu’ further expressions of flirtation tentatively titled, ‘Immo on JIT Road’ and ‘Shareefan Nu Agg Ladgi’ are also in the offing.

These will be followed by a new rendition featuring a crossover between ‘Pak Fauj Tu Zindabad’ and ‘Asaan Teri Gal Karni Aey Daddy Naal’.

Other catchy titles including ‘Aaja Ni Beja Tankaan Chay’, ‘Naara Saada I*I Aey’ and ‘Main Boot Ap Chamkaanwan Ga’ will also feature in the upcoming anthology entitled ‘Billo Se Bajo Tak’.

The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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