ISLAMABAD/NEW DELHI: Marking territory in a typically loud and toxic exhibit of possessiveness National Security Advisor (NSA) Moeed Yusuf on Wednesday told India that the Afghan Taliban is “your bhabhi” after discovering an attempt at conversation with Pakistan’s beloved.
“Bhabhi hai teri,” an angry Moeed categorically told New Delhi, asking it to back off and not even remotely entertain the possibility that something could happen between India and the Taliban.
“Abhi bol ke samjha rela hai, agli baar tu nay uss ki taraf dekha bhi to khopri phor daalay ga apun,” added the national security advisor, informing India that the only way it could look at the Taliban was as a respectable, and undisputable, partner of Pakistan.
Moeed further said that he was aware that things haven’t been good between Pakistan and India, but there is a bro-code that should never be broken under any circumstances.
“Teri waali tu rakh, meri waalion se duur reh,” Moeed told India, issuing another reminder that the upcoming geopolitical developments in the region will allow both nuclear-armed states to keep hold of what they own and allow both bros to control their possessions.
“Chal ab patli galli se nikal,” he added reiterating that India should remain eastside of the Line of Control
