Hahah, loser Afghan army letting Taliban take over, tweets resident of Swat

“Hahaha, this loser so called Afghan National Army is completely letting the Taliban take over the country,” tweeted Muhammad Siddiq, a resident of Swat on Saturday morning.

Siddiq, who lost a total of eight members from his extended family during the Taliban’s take over of Swat in 2008, said that no self-respecting military would ever let something like this happen.

“If you have an army like this,” said Siddiq, whose uncle was kidnapped at a checkpoint of the Swat Taliban around 200 meters from a checkpoint of the military, “then, sorry to say, you don’t have an army.”

“More and more districts are falling to the Taliban under these idiots’ noses,” said the resident of Mingora, a city the Taliban spread to, like the rest of Swat, during Operation Rah-e-Haq, having earlier been operating only in the Matta sub-district.

The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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