‘Don’t believe illogical stories about happenings in Bani Gala,’ says Bushra Bibi’s Jinn

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION: Rubbishing all claims about Prime Minister Imran Khan’s personal life that have erupted in recent days, First Lady Bushra Bibi’s third Jinn has said that journalists have concocted unrealistic tales regarding the developments inside Bani Gala.

Talking exclusively with The Dependent, the third Jinn advised the viewers and readers to use reason and logic while reading such news.

“You have functioning brains which should suffice in conveying to you if something is unrealistic or inconceivable. When that happens, please make sure you don’t believe any of it, regardless of your convictions,” the Jinn said while talking to this scribe.

“Don’t believe illogical stories about happenings in Bani Gala. They are just designed to excite you with claims of knowledge of the unseen that you might find intriguing, but is absolutely impossible to verify,” the supernatural being residing inside Bani Gala for around four years further added.

Bushra Bibi’s ‘Third Jinn’, as the jinn likes to self-identify as, only speaks with The Dependent, and was first to share the news that the first lady actually has three jinns, correcting a Vanity Fair profile of the prime minister in 2019, which claimed there were only two.

“Journalists don’t do basic fact-checking these days and just come up with tales that are more supernatural fiction than journalism,” the invisible interviewee said.

“It is a shame they air and publish stories about things that they can’t see or hear themselves,” the jinn added.

The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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