Fawad vows to stand behind Imran till further notice

The federal information minister Fawad Chaudhry has said that he will stand steadfastly behind his leader, the prime minister amidst the current political turmoil till further notice.

“As far as my own loyalties lie, there should be no confusion,” he said. “I will be behind my skipper till I am not.”

“I will be behind my kaptaan till further notice,” he said. “I am a tad confused at the moment and my calls aren’t being returned. The last time I went to Gate 3 uninvited, they turned me back, so I’m not doing that again.”

“But till further notice, I’m Team Imran,” said Fawad. “I think.”

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