Malfunctioning 5th Gen equipment still tweeting “NDS, RAW involved”

The defence ministry has been alerted of faulty Fifth Generation Warfare equipment when it automatically tweet-fired “NDS, RAW involved” after a security lapse was recorded in the city of Peshawar.

“Yes, it fired an expired ordnance,” said a source  within a department that comes under the ministry on the condition of anonymity. “That was not supposed to happen as the conditions that made that ordnance effective has changed.”

“We have sent a requisition to the defence and finance ministries for upgraded equipment,” he said.

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“Rs 15 billion,” he said, in response to the next question.

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