Hot on the heels of the successful vote of no-confidence against the now former Prime Minister Imran Khan, a confirmed three djinns have defected to the Pakistan Democratic Movement (PDM) in the wee hours of Sunday morning.
“We have a confirmation that three Djinnat have, indeed, finally jumped ship after weeks of talks with the PDM leadership,” said Geo reporter Azaz Syed, speaking from an undisclosed location in the astral plane.
Though voting of the spectral beings is not yet to take place but a date is set to be announced shortly.
“We might expect some fighting between the two camps as their polling dates come closer,” said a source close to the situation in the condition of anonymity. “That’s usually violent. Expect some thunderstorms and power outages.”
“And for the former premier to go, well, crazy.”
