Military phases out older design of asset

The Pakistan military on Saturday phased out an older design of an asset by an experimental test-firing of a new system.

“Yes, the newer system itself is an iteration of an older system,” said an anonymity expert who wished to remain defended. “And that system itself is extremely unstable for our operational effectiveness, so we don’t know where we’re going with that.”

The now abandoned asset was proving to be inaccurate, fuel-inefficient and, in a bizarre use case scenario, insisted on being transported in a helicopter.

“The newer system is also bound to be replaced in just a bit,” the expert added. “In fact, from the get go, prima facie, it almost appears it isn’t even a military asset to begin with.”

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