Pakistan’s chances of reaching semifinal similar to Bilawal’s chances of reaching PM House: Aitzaz Ahsan

LAHORE – Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) leader Barrister Aitzaz Ahsan on Friday said Pakistan cricket team’s chances of reaching the semifinal stage of the ongoing World T20 is similar to the PPP chairperson Bilawal Bhutto Zardari’s chances of becoming the Prime Minister of Pakistan.

Displaying his wide repertoire of knowledge, Ahsan said Pakistan now rely on others to make progress similar to the leadership of his party.

“Pakistan need India to do them favours, just like the PPP needs the PML-N,” he said while addressing the media.

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“They need a lot of things to go their way, and improbable amounts of luck. Therefore, Pakistan’s chances of reaching the semifinals are about as much as Bilawal’s chances of reaching the PM House,” he added.

Ahsan further said the umpires would also need to be completely impartial and take unprecedented decisions for the improbable to happen.

“Unfortunately, it has become more difficult these days with the prevalence of technology,” he maintained.

When asked if his comments suggested that his loyalties have switched, Ahsan resoundingly replied in the negative.

“Just because I think they are losers, does not mean that I am not loyal to these morons,” he said.

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