Drafting underway for coming season of Pakistan’s leading franchise sport

UNDISCLOSED DRAFT LOCATION – The drafting is underway for the next season of Pakistan’s leading sport, with all franchises looking to bolster their rosters before heading to the battle ground.

The draft began with the local player categories being announced for the 2023 league, as players were readjusted into various categories.

These categories, as always, are divided into Silver, Gold, Diamond and Platinum, with all teams being given first shot at retaining their preferred players before allowing them to gravitate towards other franchises.

“We are happy with how the outfit looks, and hope to build on our recent successes,” said the chief of last season’s winning franchise, which has dominated the league over the years.

“With continued victories we hope to add to the legacy of our group, which has made us the most widely supported franchise in Pakistan,” he added.
Participants and followers are especially excited about the drafting in the Emerging Category of players, with the possibility of new recruits to add fresh blood to the games.

“We are the second best league in the world, next only to our neighbouring country, which of course has had a head-start over us,” remarked a veteran of the franchise sport commentating on the league these days.

The next season of Pakistan’s leading franchise sport will see the games expanded to Punjab and Sindh, having largely been limited to Balochistan and Khyber Pakhtunkhwa in recent years.

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