‘Dollar Rate and I are no longer together,’ Dar tells nosy paparazzi

ISLAMABAD – In yet another failed attempt to quietly reach home without prying journalists harassing him, Finance Minister Ishaq Dar Friday finally confirmed that he has indeed had a breakup.

Coerced into a comment over Dollar Rate by the annoying paparazzi, Dar confirmed that the two are no longer together.

“I do not know what happened to Dollar yesterday. Stop asking me the same question over and over again,” a visibly agitated Dar told the media.

- Advertisement -

“Dollar Rate and I are no longer together. We haven’t been together for a few months now,” he added.

Rumours of the breakup have been running wild on Page 3, after reports that the much touted reunion between the pair in October ended prematurely, culminating a much publicised relationship that has lasted, on and off, for the best part of the previous decade. This prompted widespread claims that the two are, at the very least, on a break.

“We are not on a break. It’s over,” Dar further informed the journalists. “We wanted different things, and mutually decided to end things.”

However, sources privy to the relationship claim that pressures from elderly figures played a huge role in the two going separate ways. When asked if that played a part, Dar replied in the affirmative.

“Jee, Abba nahi maanay.”

- Advertisement -
The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.


Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here

- Advertisment -

Must Read

There should be no sympathy for those who broke the law,...

Noted public intellectual Ehsanullah Ehsan has come down hard on the activists of the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf (PTI). “The law is the law and these miscreants...