Govt stresses need for cooperation between Pakistan, terror network in order to tackle that terror network

The Government of Pakistan (GoP) on Sunday, stressed the need for cooperation with a terror network, so that that network’s terror could be combated.

“We need joint efforts in order to ensure a situation beneficial for both of us,” read a statement issued after a meeting between key officials on both sides. “What our (GoP) side will get would be a curtailment of terror. What your dude will get, would be a support from out side so that you can continue your activities which might not be limited to terror.”

The Dependent
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