Nation shocked by people doing what it wants state to do

TAUHEENABAD: The nation on Friday was jolted by visuals of its law in action. While failing to completely grasp the many layers of shock that it was experiencing, the nation nonetheless managed to confess that it was shaken by the fact that people were doing what the nation wants the state to do instead.

“Obviously the principle and sentiment behind it is right, but the action is absolutely wrong. There is a proper way of doing this,” the nation said while talking to the media late Friday night.

“And while it should absolutely be done, it can’t be haphazardly left to unprofessional individuals. It should be performed through the proper channel. Only the state has the right to do this,” the nation further told the media.

However, while the astonishment was clearly visible on the nation’s face, it still found composure to clarify that it won’t mind this being done publically, as long as it’s done officially.

“It would be rather satisfying to watch it done publically, on the streets, but it should be done by the authorities, with proper procedures being followed, so that there is no guilt involved for those of us watching,” the nation maintained.

While continuing to elaborate its sentiments, the nation was in part prudent enough not to comment on the law that was seen in action, but mostly a wholehearted proponent of it.

“The codified cause and effect is spot on. It’s just that the gap between the cause and the effect should only be filled by the state,” the nation maintained.

At press time, the nation was describing how it wants an official global body to create an official channel to do this around the world as well.

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