Air War College introduces courses on Aerospace grocery shopping and Fighter Pilot retail therapy 

Karachi: The newly established Air War College Institute in Karachi has announced that it will launch cutting edge courses called ‘Flying 202: Aerospace Grocery Shopping’ and ‘Planes 225: Fighter Pilot Retail Therapy.’ 

The courses, which engage an area of study that is new and not being taught anywhere else, the students at the institute will learn the real world impact of grocery shopping and retail therapy on the concept of air defense. “This is a very exciting time for our institute. We are doing what no airforce teaching college has ever done before, and as pioneers we congratulate the entire nation on this success,” read a statement from the college. “Our focus will be to give real world application experience to our students,” it went on to read. 

“I think what I am most excited about is when we will get actual field experience. The reason I took this course was exactly because the college simulates these real life situations by opening retail and grocery stores inside the campus where people can rent out shops, bring inventory, and customers can come in to buy things. It is a complete package,” said one prospective student. 

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