Transparency International slips further on PTI’s corruption perceptions index

The ruling Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf has raised the Corruption Perception Index score of Transparency International.

“After a series of consultations with the supporters of the PTI, we have come to the conclusion that Transparency International is nothing more than a mouthpiece of the corrupt Raiwind Mafia,” said govt spokesperson Shehbaz Gill.

“It is definitely a corrupt organisation and represents a thoroughly corrupt mafia,” he said. “Earlier, it was not a corrupt organisation, but now, it is.”

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“These are not baseless allegations that we are making,” he maintained. “The evidence is quite clear: they have just called the current government more corrupt than the previous one. What more proof do you need?”

“We will be monitoring their activities closely and if they repeat the same performance next year, we will give them an even worse ranking next year.”

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