Can’t do thing, says that thing commission

Thing commission announced on Thursday that it cannot do that thing.

“It’s quite inconvenient and a bit of a drag, really,” said the thing commission chief.

“There’s way too much to do and its also sort of expensive,” he said.

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Answering a question from a reporter about how that thing was the reason there was a commission in the first place, thing commissioner said the commission shouldn’t be dissolved and employees shouldn’t be fired because it was a constitutional position and constitutional body.

The press conference then had to end because another commission-wide meeting was slated later in the day.

“There is a difference of opinion on where the staff and family annual picnic is going to take place, Nathiagali or Shogran, and we have agreed to decide it by vote.”

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The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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