Can’t do thing, says that thing commission

Thing commission announced on Thursday that it cannot do that thing.

“It’s quite inconvenient and a bit of a drag, really,” said the thing commission chief.

“There’s way too much to do and its also sort of expensive,” he said.

Answering a question from a reporter about how that thing was the reason there was a commission in the first place, thing commissioner said the commission shouldn’t be dissolved and employees shouldn’t be fired because it was a constitutional position and constitutional body.

The press conference then had to end because another commission-wide meeting was slated later in the day.

“There is a difference of opinion on where the staff and family annual picnic is going to take place, Nathiagali or Shogran, and we have agreed to decide it by vote.”

The Dependent
The above piece is a work of satire and does not present itself as the truth.

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