‘Plan was to take the match as deep as my cricket career,’ reveals Shoaib Malik
MULTAN – Veteran all-rounder Shoaib Malik said that his strategy in Wednesday night’s defeat in Karachi Kings’ thriller against Multan Sultans was...
Even absolute idiot can head premier arts body, says motivational speaker
“Think you’re an absolute idiot? Don’t worry,” said Qasim Ali Shah, a motivational speaker to a packed hall at the Al Hamra...
Don’t know any general, says leopard in written statement
The Himalayan leopard known as Deeaitchay has, in a written statement submitted in Islamabad’s Sihala Police Station, said that he does not...
Retired general’s crazed pet causes drama in Islamabad
The city of Islamabad is seeing a prolonged bit of high drama ever since the crazed pet of a now retired general...
Will not betray Imran until it’s really worth it, says Qureshi
LAHORE – Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf (PTI) Vice Chairman Shah Mahmood Qureshi has said he and his family will not betray Imran Khan “until...
Nation’s favourite sport returns in front of massive crowd in Punjab
SPORTS ARENA – The nation’s most popular sport made its return in front of hordes of aficionados in an explosive affair.
While fans...
‘Corruption allegations have long been used by powers-that-be to maintain hegemony,’ says Asif Afridi
RAWALPINDI – After the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) banned spinning all-rounder Asif Afridi from all cricket for a period of two years...
Miftah, ChatGPT and Mustafa Nawaz jailed for five years after ChatGPT generates dangerous response to ‘how to reimagine Pakistan’
Former Pakistan Muslim League (Nawaz) leader Miftah Ismail, former Pakistan People’s Party leader Mustafa Nawaz Khokhar and OpenAI application ChatGPT were arrested...
PSL to be renamed as Pakistan Super League-Nawaz
LAHORE – Chairman of the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) management committee, Najam Sethi, has confirmed that the country’s domestic franchise league would...
‘Who is making all these decisions’, asks nation’s chief executive
ZIMMEDAARABAD – The prime minister on Wednesday came down hard on “those responsible” for executing things that should not have been executed,...
Malfunctioning 5th Gen equipment still tweeting “NDS, RAW involved”
The defence ministry has been alerted of faulty Fifth Generation Warfare equipment when it automatically tweet-fired “NDS, RAW involved” after a security...
National cricketers begin preparations to work from home under Mickey Arthur
LAHORE – Nation’s top cricketers have begun preparing for life under the upcoming regime set to be headed once again by Mickey...
Ready to exchange $14.86 million that I laundered for Nawaz Sharif at PKR 199.99 per dollar: Dar
ISLAMABAD – Graciously conceding defeat over his ‘peg’ that has rendered everything high in the country, Finance Minister Ishaq Dar announced that...
Bollywood, Hollywood urged to watch Pakistani movies for accurate depiction of Muslims
LAHORE – World filmmakers have been asked to do some research on Muslims before making their movies.
After recent debate over Bollywood’s stereotypical...
What kind of idiot finance minister causes such a mess by unnecessarily delaying IMF program, asks Asad Umar
Coming down harshly on finance minister Ishaq Dar, former finance minister Asad Umar has said that such a callous finance minister had...