Long-running joke tweets long-running joke on long-running joke
LATEEFAABAD – A long-running joke Wednesday took to Twitter to post a long-running joke about a long-running joke.
Observers noted that while each...
Disgruntled Nawaz forms separate PML-N faction Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz-Nawaz
LONDON – Three-time former prime minister Nawaz Sharif has finally decided to split with the PML-N and has launched a faction of...
Defence ministry renews license for network to operate in country
The ministry of defence has just renewed the license for a well-established network to operate in the country.
“It is an effective network...
Govt vows to bring athletics at par with cricket by featuring Arshad Nadeem’s javelin in ‘PSL Hamaray Heroes’
ISLAMABAD/BIRMINGHAM – The government of Pakistan has announced that athletics would henceforth be given the same attention as cricket after star javelin...
Nation’s uncles refuse to elaborate financial advice beyond ‘earn in dollars’
A crisis has emerged in the wake of the current inflationary trend when the nation’s uncles have refused to elaborate their spirited...
State complicity questioned after reports reveal US eliminated al-Zawahiri using Ruet-e-Hilal telescope
KABUL/WASHINGTON/ISLAMABAD – Questions are being asked over the involvement of the Pakistani state in the execution of al-Qaeda chief Ayman al-Zawahiri by...
Is Pakistan/Sri Lanka the next Sri Lanka/Pakistan, worried citizens of Pakistan/Sri Lanka ask
The increasingly worried citizens of Pakistan/Sri Lanka are concerned that their beloved countries might soon follow the path that neighbouring Sri Lanka/Pakistan...
Rupee registers historic gain amid unprecedented conversion of foreign funds to prohibited funds
LONDON/NEW YORK/ISLAMABAD – The rupee made a strong recovery in the interbank market on Wednesday, rising by Rs9.59 against the dollar —...
Intermittent chief minister Hamza hopes to complete cumulative CM tenure in 2-month, 2-day stints
LAHORE – Intermittent Chief Minister of Punjab, Hamza Shahbaz, has demonstrated familial longsightedness by expressing a desire to complete his tenure in...
Article 63A binds parliamentarians to abide by Asif Ali Zardari, rules SC recliner bench
LAHORE/ISLAMABAD – A three-member recliner bench comprising Chief Justice of Pakistan Umar Ata Bandial, Justice Ijazul Ahsan and Justice Munib Akhtar ruled...
Legendary anti-establishment icon set to be Punjab CM
As per a decision by the core committee of the Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaaf (PTI) former Punjab Assembly Speaker Pervez Elahi from PTI ally...
PML-N should accept defeat of Shehbaz Sharif, Hamza Shehbaz with open heart: Maryam Nawaz
LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Vice President Maryam Nawaz said the party should graciously accept the verdict of the masses in...
Holy Cow relieved as Imran sacrifices holy goat
HOLY LAND-- The nation's Holy Cow has expressed its relief at not being sacrificed this Eid-ul-Azha, The Dependent can confirm. This was...
Jamaat-ud-Dawa shuts down jihad delivery operations citing downturn in capital
RAWALPINDI/MIRPUR – Jamaat-ud-Dawa (JuD) — one of Pakistan's oldest jihad startups — has announced to shut its operation in the country citing...
‘Will separate religion from politics with help of Sipah Sahaba and Lashkar-e-Jhangvi,’ Maryam tells Jhang
JHANG – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) Vice-President Maryam Nawaz said on Tuesday that her progressive party will ensure the separation of religion...