‘Ronaldo left during PPP rule and has come back under PTI,’ Official PTI reminds nation’s Man Utd fans
ISLAMABAD – The official Twitter handle of the ruling Pakistan Tehrik-e-Insaf (PTI) has tweeted further data on the performances of political parties...
Fingerprints clearly establish Asad Toor as Asad Toor attacker: Chairman Nadra
Noted journalist Asad Toor was one of the perpetrators of the attack on noted journalist Asad Toor, Nadra chairman Tariq Malik said...
Taliban assure Afghan territory will not be used by representative government: Sheikh Rasheed
Federal Interior Minister Sheikh Rasheed has said that the Taliban have assured Pakistan that they will not allow the Afghan soil to...
‘My heart goes out to all the good Taliban,’ tweets Shaniera Akram
KARACHI – Activist Shaniera Akram said she feels sorry for the Good Taliban who have been failed by the Bad Taliban. Akram...
Figured out acting isn’t haraam after failing to find work outside acting: Hamza Abbasi
ISLAMABAD – Actor and self-motivational speaker Hamza Ali Abbasi said that he came to the conclusion that Islam does not declare music,...
Nation-building fails after middle ground between stoning and not stoning people to death not found
KABUL – Hours after taking over Kabul and suggesting talks with pro-democracy sections in the Afghanistan, the Taliban-led peace plan and nation-building...
Will speak up on missing persons when they’re abducted by jeans-wearing women: Tariq Jamil
LAHORE – The topmost brand of the most lucrative industry in the country, Maulana Tariq Jamil has vowed to speak up on...
Nation’s youth vow to observe Independence Day by removing silencer from bikes
The nation’s youth on Saturday vowed to observe and celebrate Independence Day by promptly removing silencers from their respective motorcycles.
“It is a tradition and...
Comprehensive ‘Anti-State Trends’ report lists rider who tweets adult jokes after delivering kaali daal to PM
ISLAMABAD – The comprehensive and flawless, ‘Anti-State Trends Deep Analytics Report (2019 to 2021)’ put together by the nation’s top data scientists...
Afghanistan using Afghan soil to sack army chiefs: Moeed
ISLAMABAD – Calling Afghanistan government’s move to remove Chief of Army Staff Lt Gen Wali Mohammad Ahmadzai from his post a ‘direct...
‘793@£@/£bhs,’ tweet Orya Maqbool, Moeed Pirzada, Maleeha Hashmey and 56 others after intern drops cup on keyboard
A total of 59 prominent and smaller twitter accounts tweeted ‘793@£@/£bhs’ after an intern accidentally dropped his cup of tea over his...
Pegasus Leaks: Mossad agents confused why all Imran Khan’s search history is ‘Imran Khan hot pics’
Israel spy agency Mossad’s Pakistan expert agents expressed confusion on Tuesday at why all of Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan’s searches on...
‘Only interested in cashing in on genocidal hatred against your religious community,’ Maryam schools Jemima
LAHORE – Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz (PML-N) leader Maryam Nawaz responded to Jemima Goldsmith’s tweet calling out Maryam for antisemitic comments, saying that...
‘About to take over Pakistan with its consent’, confirms China
BEIJING/ISLAMABAD — Having been regularly penetrating Pakistan’s sovereignty with the country’s consent for at least the past six years, China is all...
Taliban agree to play in both Gwadar and GB cricket stadiums
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION — The Taliban are willing to play in cricket stadiums in Gwadar and Gilgit-Baltistan, The Dependent has learnt. In conversations...